Laugh it out

glowcloud:

I have to say the Kim K app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim Kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”

whoredinaryboy:

theangelstakemysanity:


pewdieschaoticbuscus:

 iam-eimaj:
this is a fridge, you put your shit in the gel and it keeps it cool, than you just reach in and take it out. the gel automatically reforms.
WTF

what happens if someone falls in

then they freeze and 1000 years passes and they fall out and get a cyclops for a girlfriend


can i fuck it

whoredinaryboy:

theangelstakemysanity:

pewdieschaoticbuscus:

 iam-eimaj:

this is a fridge, you put your shit in the gel and it keeps it cool, than you just reach in and take it out. the gel automatically reforms.

WTF

what happens if someone falls in

then they freeze and 1000 years passes and they fall out and get a cyclops for a girlfriend

can i fuck it

bikinipowerbottom:

"my dad said if i get 500,000 notes on this post I can-"

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

when he calls you first ♡

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

when he calls you first ♡

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

What is nsfw?
Anonymous

ajantas:

not so fast, Walter

doyoureallywanttothough:

paradox-pentagram:

luanlegacy:

dakotachesher:

Swerve,twat….

not having any of your shit today, sis

look at the preparation of the blow lol


Me

doyoureallywanttothough:

paradox-pentagram:

luanlegacy:

dakotachesher:

Swerve,twat….

not having any of your shit today, sis

look at the preparation of the blow lol

Me

aobadatsgay:

I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.