Laugh it out

piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

chiaknanamu:

mitunas-choice-rump:

GUYS I ANSWERED THAT QUESTION FROM TUMBLRBOT THEN I REFRESHED AND I THINK I SOME HOW BROKE TUMBLRBOT BUT I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD 

am i the only person who thinks this is really sweet and cute. because its like. ‘what makes you feel better when you are in a bad mood?’ and they repleid with ‘when you send me messages, it makes me feel good’

so tumblr bot filled the inbox with messages so they’d feel really good or have something to look at when they’re feeling down.

tumblrbot is my favorite

nonjutsu:

*In a Job Interview*

Interviewer: so tell me, why should we hire yo—

Me:

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Interviewer: …I…I don’t see how that is supposed to hel—

me: 

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Interviewer: i-if you could please stop doing t-tha—

me: 

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Interviewer: SHIT BOI YOU GOT THE JOB GATDAM!!1!

bellecosby:

bellecosby:

White people who stay in their lane tend to age well

Jennifer Aniston (45)

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Paul Rudd (45)

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Mariska (50)

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all white people who are stayin in their lane and ain’t crackin 

slytherinsnow:

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

BEING NICE ACTUALLY MAKES YOUR DAY BETTER I PROMISE YOU BEING MEAN MAKES YOU FEEL HORRIBLE

renaroo123:

mbrainspaz:

tenismyydoctor:

who-lligan:

croowley:

so this is the upcoming prime minister of norway
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you know who that reminds me of?

THE MOTHER****ING ALIEN IN DOCTOR WHO WHO TRIED TO BECOME PRIME MINISTER IN ENGLAND TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

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gooDBYE NORWAY

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Oh yeah what about this? Rob Ford Mayor of Toronto

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NO ONE WOULD ****ING SUSPECT IT FROM CANADA

The only fandom terrified of overweight politicians. 

Rob Ford being an alien would explain so much..

alphabitches:

My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

snorlaxatives:

shootingstarm:

snorlaxatives:

does anyone else remember how fucking ugly timmy turner was in jimmy neutrons universe

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I actually think Jimmy Neutron is uglier.

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netflixneck:

alldeanneedsissamandpie:

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

no but

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